THE EXPENDABLES It's Stallone vs. Lundgren vs. Li! I HOPE THEY ALL BECOME FRIENDS
THE EXPENDABLES Its Stallone vs. Lundgren vs. Li! I HOPE THEY ALL BECOME FRIENDS
  • THE EXPENDABLES It’s Stallone vs. Lundgren vs. Li! I HOPE THEY ALL BECOME FRIENDS

True, I’m a sucker for ’80s action flicks, but goddamn, I can’t wait for The Expendables, a movie that looks like it’s been hewn out of concentrated badass and lit dynamite. The New York Times has a bit of background on how the retro-styled action flick came together, including Sly’s failed attempt to get Jean-Cleaude Van Damme to join its all-star cast:

Rounding up the cast, Mr. Stallone said, was not especially difficult, except for Jean-Claude Van Damme, who declined a role that was eventually taken by Mr. Lundgren. โ€œHe told me, you should be trying to save people in South Central,โ€ Mr. Stallone recalled of a conversation with Mr. Van Damme.

โ€œI knew Iโ€™d lost him.โ€

Ooh la la, look who got a few good reviews for JCVD and now’s all philanthropic and shit. The only way that quote makes sense is if Jean-Claude is living out of a militia-styled hideout somewhere in South Central, winning kickboxing tournaments every day and patrolling back alleys every night, doing the splits and roundhousing any and all criminals he comes across. If that’s the case, then Van Damme’s totally justified in getting all guilt-trippy on Sly. But something tells me it’s not.

Full story here.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

5 replies on “Breaking News: Jean-Claude Van Damme Got Lame.”

  1. Stallone makes arrogant propaganda films about U.S. people using violence to “fix problems” in other countries, pretending that it is for the people of those countries, when in reality it is to benefit the megarich owners of U.S. corporations.

    Van Damme seems to realise this, and knows from personal experience how the USA itself is an extremely unjust society (living on the streets in the USA for a while), a reality that Stallone hypocritically ignores.

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