How do I vote, you ask, because you fucking love hearing my opinion? Okay, I will tell you: I vote ALLOW. I mean, c’mon. Obviously.
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Might’ve worked better if they could’ve found an actress.
Maybe Antonio Banderas is available to star in a big-budget epic, TORQUEMADA: GRAND INQUISITOR! (I had to rack my brain to come up with that title.)
“Rack my brain”. I see what you did there, Todd.