Credit: Sideshow Collectibles

Just saying, people. It’s only $1,499.99.

Obviously, I also expect to feast upon an Avatar cake, made, no doubt, from the sweet, sweet bounty provided by nature goddess Eywa. As of last night, one was available at the Hawthorne Fred Meyer for a mere $22.99. Just saying.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

10 replies on “Friendly Reminder: My Birthday Is Rapidly Approaching!”

  1. I’m sorry Erik, but there’s only room in the budget for Spider-man’s Dune Buggy and an Abyss cake.

    I… I hope you understand.

  2. @Atomic: Shit. Now THAT’S a James Cameron-themed cake. (And to think I was once proud of my homemade cupcakes featuring frosting portraits of the entire cast of True Lies.)

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