WOOT NOW! At long last you can finally buy advance tickets for HUMP!—the northwest’s sexiest amateur porn festival featuring five-minute long pornographic handmade movies made by YOU (and other dirty birds). The best of the best HUMP submissions will be featured in a weekend of screenings at Cinema 21 (Oct 23 & 24), and the whole shebang will be hosted by DAN SAVAGE. So whaddaya waitin’ for? There’s limited seating, and tickets are already flying out the door, so buy your tickets online right here and PRONTO!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

6 replies on “Get Your Tickets for HUMP! On Sale Now!”

  1. Does this mean that graphic is going to disappear from the right side of my browser at any point?

    While I love filth as much as the next guy, the bouncing was getting annoying.

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