Today in pant-soiling nerdgasms: There’s a brand new Cowboys & Aliens trailer in town, ya hear? And already I’m pulling for the cowboys to win in this altercation, because a) they have Daniel Craig, b) they have Harrison Ford, and c) they have naked Olivia Wilde. (Now if they only had syphilis and small pox, those aliens wouldn’t stand a chance!)

Fancy HD version here.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wNKUlaZR1vs

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Git Along, Lil’ Martian: A New <i>Cowboys & Aliens</i> Trailer!”

  1. They should make a movie about a guy who like, wakes up, and he doesn’t remember who he is, but he somehow has like these kick-ass powers. Because no movies have that. Wait, every movie has that.

    On a serious note, every movie should have a naked Olivia Wilde.

  4. I totally buy the part where the cowboy jumps over a hill and manages to “rope” one of them alien spaceships…

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