YES, I KNOW. 80 percent of you couldn’t give two poops about the new Harry Potter trailer. However, I’m posting this for the uber-nerds in the office… not you. ON THE OTHER HAND! This trailer does have two curious things of note that might be of passing interest to the casual observer:

1) Gay Dumbledore gives Harry a glass dildo.

And 2) This trailer makes the movie look creepier than one of those Saw movies! I thought this was a kid’s book!

High Def trailer here!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sBGbKCm_pQQ%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: The New Trailer!”

  1. Yes, books and movie for essentially psychopathic, depraved English children such as mine. I say, give me the willies, especially on Boxing Day, when they’d booby-trap gifts for the servants. Why do think we English ship our kiddies off to public schools (which are really private, don’t you know) as soon as they turn six?

    As far as the Potter books are concerned, read the first three, saw the first movie and went immediately back to LOTR. Showing my age, I suppose, but Hobbits I can deal with.

    Next!

  2. Oh, I say, chappies, most disturbing news this a.m. on the BBC. “The Tales of Beedle the Bard”, a collection of fairytales penned by Harry Potter author JK Rowling and first mentioned in “The Deathly Hallows”, goes on sale on 4 December in Britain.

    I am thinking seriously of extending my stay, much, I’m afraid to say, to the chagrin of your readers.

    Not funny, not at all.

    I’m going out for a drink.

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