Green Lantern fans are obsessively obsessive—like, even by comic book nerd standards—and I know they’re all freaking out about this trailer, but I just keep feeling bad for Peter Sarsgaard’s forehead.

Also, I kind of wish the tagline was Green Lantern: The Film We’re Frantically Throwing Money at Right Up Until the Very Last Second, Because CG Sleep Masks Don’t Just Happen on Their Own, People.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

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