GET HARD It’s funny, you see, because he’s white.

GET HARD It’s funny, you see, because he’s white.

  • GET HARD It’s funny, you see, because he’s white.

Will Ferrell vehicles have become the most boring Choose Your Own Adventure stories ever. You’re essentially given two options: Follow a bloviating egotist cut down to size via failure and physical abuse, or follow a nebbish gent forced to grow a sack via failure and physical abuse. Pick a path, throw in some gay panic and jokey cultural insensitivity, and voila: instant comedy.

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Robert Ham is the Mercury's former Copy Chief. He writes regularly about music, film, arts, sports, and tech. He lives semi-consciously in far SE Portland with his wife, child, and four ornery cats.