Thanks to my buddy Dave, I am now the proud owner of a 1/24 scale replica of the DeLorean from Back to the Future Part II. (Note the Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor.) Obviously, Dave is now better than all of my other friends and my clear favorite, but moving on: Now that this 1/24 scale DeLorean resides on my desk, it raises an important question. Which of my unsuspecting officemates shall find that, at some point while they were “at lunch” or “in the bathroom” or “gone home to sleep,” I have carefully poured two thin, parallel lines of gasoline upon their desk and then lit them on fire, so as to more accurately replicate what happens when this tiny DeLorean reaches 88 MPH?
Thank you for your assistance in this matter, Blogtown readers. Also, feel free to explain why you voted the way you did in the comments, though please be aware that it is the poll itself that is legally binding.
Make sure to get the coke out of the trunk first!
I suspect Bobby will appreciate it the most. Smirk will just make some snide remark about a time traveling bike (AN ABSURD CONCEPT BY ANY MEASUREMENT).
will the fire strips will be done in scale too?
(see, am a smart questionaré)
I vote interns. You have not done near enough to terrorize them. In fact, the last one I spoke to had said the job “was great fun” and would “definitely come back.” Clearly you’ve let your standards for intern hazing sink.
Courtney! She will never suspect it, but would totally get it!
Are the interns weeping? If not, then that needs to be remedied. Spoil their pathetic little non-desk with your awesome microcar. After that, laugh at them.
Visit Seattle and do it to Charles Mudede. He will appreciate it in some bizarrely existential fashion.