Behold! The trailer for The Runaways starring Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett and Dakota Fanning (!) as Cherie Currie. Included at no extra cost: Blatant sexism, ya’ll! (Really, telling them to sell “girl scout cookies”? How dare they??) Also of note: Kristen Stewart leaves any speculation that she can only play Bella behind by not only biting her lip—but licking it as well. Golden Globe jury, I give you Kristen Stewart.

For more proof that girls on occasion “rock,” visit End Hits.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Kristen Stewart Lip Bite Watch: <i>The Runaways</i> Trailer”

  1. Wow, is this a promotion for Intel or for the Runaways movie? That annoying Intel ad was almost as long as the trailer itself.

    The movie is still being made, hence this is a “teaser trailer”.

  3. I got a really bad ad for Chevy Malibu w/ Onstar. Looked like they took it with a cell phone video camera. Two guys pointing, and a turn signal – must have cost about $8?

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