I Am Here…Now is a horrendous-looking movie about Robot Jesus coming back to Earth to fight gangs and polluters (you can tell he’s a robot because he has computer parts glued to his skin, and you can tell he’s Jesus because of all the Christian imagery and the fact that, like Jesus, he calls us “the human species”). Also, Robot Jesus appears to turn into a zombie-looking monster at various times in the movie, including when he has sex.
I just thought you should know.
Their font choice alone makes this a better film than Avatar.
The worst thing about this is the continued use of the four point ellipses.
Which local cineplex, mega-church basement or Droid phone is showing this? I think that’s my Uncle Lucius playing the J-Bot, and my dad really wants to talk to him.
Yes, yes, YES, Book of Revelation, singular, gold star for the day!
Pity they couldn’t afford to hire G. Gordon Liddy to play Jeeze. I would’ve definitely watched that for longer that the minute forty-eight that I made it through this.
Come on, more enthusiasm, we all know we all want to watch this movie, and the 7 sequels…and if it`s not asking too much, a Comic Book Series.
Please dolphins, save us from middle-aged-out-of-shape-but-still-insists-on-wearing-sleeveless-shirts-former-drug-addict-zombie-robot-Jesus! His hand glows! GLOWS!!!!
How do you think they advertised for the female roles? “We’re filming a pro-Jesus Christian film, and need some hot chicks willing to have their boobies out constantly.”