Here is a music video/trailer for the upcoming Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter flick as musically narrated by Linkin Park. It seems like the creators of this film are inexplicably trying to make me pre-hate their movie. I can only think of two rational explanations for this: 1) They thought it would be a cool idea for their film and soundtrack band to share a name (Note: Lincoln does not = Linkin), and 2) they are attempting some sort of reverse psychology on me. Maybe they want to make me hate it so much that I’ll be intrigued enough to give it a chance? (A similar thing happened with my first wife.)
So. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Linkin Park. WHY??


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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “Linkin Park: Musical Vampire Hunter”

  1. I have a fuck/marry/kill kind of relationship with this movie. On the one hand, I don’t want to encourage anything like “Betsy Ross, Werewolf Hunter” in the future. But on the other hand, HE KILLS EVERYTHING WITH AN AXE!

    This will be the one movie of the year where I feel piracy is not only acceptable, but should be mandatory.

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