I’ll say it right now… even though it’s going straight to DVD, I think Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus may give Hard Ticket to Hawaii a run for the most awesomely cheesy movie ever! Why? HERE’S WHY MOTHEREFFERS!
1) Mega shark! (Not stupid normal-sized shark.)
2) Giant octopus! (Not stupid aquarium-sized octupus.)
3) Debbie Gibson (Normal-sized Debbie Gibson.)
4) FIGHTS! (Larger than life octopus/shark fights!)
5) Octopus biting oil rigs! (Both are big!)
5) Shark biting airplanes! (I think the airplane, like Debbie Gibson, is normal-sized.)

Hat tips to MTV Movie Blog!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Debbie Gibson… WHO YA GOT?!?”

  1. You forgot to mention that, the most emotionless actor of all time, Lorenzo Lamas is also in this.
    Too bad we have to wait a whole 7 days before this is on DVD, and 8 days before it’s in a landfill.

  2. I wish this was coming to a theatre somewhere so I could camp outside in my shark suit waiting for tickets. I can’t wait to see this movie!

    P.S: You need to tell Henriksen to quit dropping the ball. His post, immediately following this one, said NOTHING about Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, and there is clearly Golden Gate Bridge action in this movie.

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