Curb your end-of-summer lament with these short subjects: Midgets having sex with full-sized folk! Whee!
Mondo Extreme Volume 16: Getting a Little–Sometimes a little
goes a long way; these scenes of dwarves fucking are a prime example. Yeah,
the box cover says they’re midgets but that’s because there aren’t any cool
names that rhyme with “dwarf.” Cute, horny Bridget gets it on with too-fuckable
Bruno Dos Santos after she jills off. Video quality could be better but shit,
man–it’s dwarves fucking!
Bridget the Midget’s Tattoo Menu— Bridget’s hot bi pal takes
her to Big Daddy’s Tattoo. It’s not long before the girls are grinding tunas
in a most unhygienic manner. When two health inspectors wander into the parlor,
they have no choice but to stuff their man-sausages into the more popular female
spots. It’s good to be a tattooed American, dammit.
Bridget the Midget Gangbang–In these days of gangbang videos
featuring centuries worth of men, five hardly seems like a gangbang anymore.
But when the star only stands 3’10”, maybe that changes things a bit. This multi-dude
schlong buffet doesn’t feature the first string of dream-hung talent, but they’re
enthusiastic, affectionate and attentive to their brazenly voracious half-pint.