Good god, that part with the puppeteers (Muppeteers?) is creepy. Also, Statler and Waldorf have always been, and will always be, the best.
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Those guys are so dreamy.
Which one do you suppose Janice ended up sleeping with?
it’s nice to see fozzie getting some work
No Gonzo? What kind of crap is this?
The Muppets didn’t need this. Stay classy Muppets!