If you notice any white viscous fluid falling from the sky, it’s because thousands of nerds just ejaculated after seeing the new Tron Legacy trailer down at the San Diego Comic-Con. What do you say you watch the trailer for yourself, and then join me in covering Canada with our combined spunk?
Stop looking at me that way… you’re the gross one.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Looks amazing to me! The CG on young Jeff Bridges looks a little iffy, but we got a long way to go until December. Sign me up!
Gahhh! You know what just happened Mr. Humphrey? I just came.