Since this new reboot of Paul Verhoeven’s Total Recall (now starring Colin Farrell… sorry, Arnie) is already controversial, let’s watch the trailer and vote in a slightly amended “Condemn or Allow?” poll!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

9 replies on “New <i>Total Recall</i> Trailer: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?”

  1. Don’t have time to watch this now but it better feature three-breasted and dwarf prostitutes (or a three-breasted dwarf prostitute) or I will CONDEMN!

  2. They’re remaking Spider Man!!!!! I don’t for the life of me know why all the creative new ideas in Hollywood have dried up, but at least this one wasn’t made within the last 10 years and a different generation will get exposed to the awesomeness that was Total Recall.

  3. I’m pretty excited about this, despite its being directed by Len Wiseman (Underworld, Live Free or Die Hard, the new Hawaii Five-0). It could be OK. Bonus points for John Cho.

  4. CONDEMN!!!

    “Get your ass to Mars.”
    “Get your ass to Mars.”
    “Get your ass to Mars.”
    “Get your ass to Mars.”
    “Get your ass to Mars.”
    “Get your ass to Mars.”

  5. Too bad it appears they have completely removed Mars from the story in favor of some “OMG, the USA has joined the European Union and we are all still very much afraid of China!” political drama.

    Pass.

  6. I honestly can’t believe anyone would even suggest that this might be worth watching. I mean, it’s the guy who made fucking Underworld. It absolutely COULD NOT be “OK”. Jesus fucking Christ.

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