Wait. That sounded weird. What I meant was, here’s a bunch of teenage girls doing a surprisingly elaborate swede of Predator, and I’ll be damned if it’s not just as entertaining as Predators. It’s pretty funny and impressive all around, except for maybe the fact that I don’t remember the real Predator wearing sweatpants.

Ladies, I’d like to make a request: Total Recall.

Thanks to Mike Russell for the heads up! Dude always knows where to find the best videos of teenage gi—wait. Fuck. That sounded weird again. Never mind.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

One reply on “<i>Predator</i>, Sweded: Teenage Girls Ain’t Got Time to Bleed!”

  1. That was one misleading titled and I was sorely disappointed. On the plus side, this is a nice balance to all the teenage boys on blogtown

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