I waited until after lunch to post this—because I didn’t want to put anyone off their soup. BEHOLD! It’s the new trailer for Glee: The 3D Concert Movie! Here’s what I learned about the world and myself from watching it:
1) I enjoy inflicting pain upon others. (Hence this blog post.)
2) The world is an ugly place, full of inhuman suffering.
3) Britney is totes hot.
4) I would not subject my worst enemy to this movie… wait. Yes, I would. And I would subject him to it “Clockwork Orange-style,” with toothpicks holding up his eyelids. BECAUSE I HATE HIM THAT MUCH.
5) Stick around for a special message from Sue Sylvester—which is not ironically true… it’s just TRUE.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wow, that’s amazing, because I’ve gotten proposed to twice just while commenting on Blogtown these last nine months.