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It’s a well-known fact that here at the Mercury, we love Steven Seagal. And his energy drink. Which means we’ve been waiting for Under Siege 3 for what feels like FOREVER. Luckily, MTV cornered Seagal about that very issue–and broke the news that there’s not only an Under Siege 3 in the works, but if Seagal has his way, it’ll go all Crystal Skull on us. The Legend mumbles:

We would like to make Under Siege 3 and there are offers and we’re… lookin’ at ’em. I personally want it to be something more, you know, modern. In other words, I wouldn’t mind if it was about, you know, something more mystical, or something that, you know… maybe extraterrestrial in nature. Anything like that. Some real government top secrets instead of just, you know, the typical.

SHIT YES! REAL GOVERNMENT SECRETS! I’m also going to take this opportunity to note that I foretold this, sort of, because obviously, I’m all psychic and shit. Check it: I hereby foretell that in about .03 seconds, you’re going to have regretted wasting your time reading this blog post.

Yeah. I’m good.

Via io9.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.