It’s been years since I watched the Super Bowl for the actual game—but every year I still find myself tuning in for the movie commercials, which usually show off new footage from upcoming summer blockbusters. Already available online are the ads for two movies based on toys, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Transfomers: Revenge of th—whoa, Jesus Christ! Was that John Elway flipping the coin with David Petraeus? Man. Elway looks about 900 years old.

Anyway, G.I. Joe and Transfomers below; after the jump, I’ll update as more ads become available online. I’ll also update if and when better quality video becomes available. And then I will probably get bored of watching the same 30-second clips over and over, so from there on out, you’re on your own.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Jason Statham in a Commerical That Isn’t for Death Race 2 But Should Be

Land of the Lost

The Fast and the Furious 27

Star Trek

Up

Year One

Angels & Demons

Monsters vs. Aliens in Annoying Old-School 3-D

Is It Weird That I Kind of Want to See Race to Witch Mountain?

Not a Movie Ad, But I’m Posting It Anyway, Because I’m Pretty Sure I Will Always Find MacGruber Funny, Even When He’s Shilling for Pepsi, and Also, RDA OMG!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WsogJy3zxLk%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26rel%3D0

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

One reply on “Super Bowl Movie Commercials. AND ALSO JASON STATHAM DRIVING AN AUDI!”

  1. cant wait for land of the lost! looks much better than Jouney to the Center of the Earth, that was a waste of money and an insult to the book.

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