There are two very interesting things about this Golden Girls porn parody trailer. (Actually, there are thousands of interesting things… but let’s just stick with two for now.) THING ONE: It’s pretty damn refreshing to see aging porn stars working in a business where youth is everything… even if it is only for a parody of The Golden Girls. And THING TWO: The theme song for this thing is HILARIOUSLY FANTASTIC. And, unsurprisingly, extremely dirty. So headphones up if you’re at work—otherwise there is nothing visually dirty here that you wouldn’t see in a normal Golden Girls episode. They were pretty dirty at times, guys!!

P.S. Did you know the deadline for HUMP! 2015 submissions is September 30? What one porn producer can do, another porn producer can do.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dNYD0c0MpC4

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)