You don’t have to like amazing martial arts scenes and you don’t even have to like Star Wars to appreciate this beautiful, exciting, and hilarious recreation of a classic Bruce Lee fight scene that has been adapted to include LIGHTSABERS. It was produced by Patrick Nan who did a fantastic job with the special effects—but check out the sound design as well, because it is PERFECT. Watch!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)