This Week on Television

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

While working for the Green Arrow, Chloe gets her ass handed to
her by the Black Canary!

9:00 ABC LOST

After threatening to chop off Jack’s head, the castaways begin to
question their rescuers’ intentions.

9:30 VH1 FREE RADIO

Debut! Comedian Lance Krall heads this improvised comedy
about a deadbeat radio station.

8:30 ABC CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE
FACTORY—Movie

(2005) Johnny Depp takes over the Gene Wilder role in this less
successful take on Willy Wonka.

9:00 SCIFI THE BONE
EATER—Movie

(2008) HEY!! Who ate my bone?!?

8:00 CBS THE GRAMMY AWARDS

Striking writers have been given the go-ahead to write for the
Grammys—who wants to bet it will be WORSE?

10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD

Walter and Jesse learn an important lesson about pouring acid
over a dead body in the bathtub.

9:00 FOX TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR
CHRONICLES

Agent Ellison comes across something that looks strangely like a
Terminator ass-kicking scene.

9:00 VH1 FLAVOR OF LOVE

Season premiere! Strangely, Flavor Flav still hasn’t
found the girl of his dreams… so… bring out the new set of
skanks!

8:00 USA WESTMINSTER DOG
SHOW

It’s the closing night ceremonies to find out who exactly is the
world’s best bitch.

9:00 CBS BIG BROTHER

Season premiere! Yet another gang of douchebags move in to
the Big Brother house. (FREE JULIE CHEN!)

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

The 24 semifinalists are announced—so start looking for
naked pictures of them on the internet… NOW!

9:00 ABC SUPERNANNY

Jo goes toe to toe with the parents of six little monsters. (Good
thing she’s got her shots.)