Thursday, June 22
8:00 FOX BRITNEY IN HAWAII
Britney Spears and pals tempt the ire of the volcano gods by performing live in Hawaii.
9:00 A&E MURDER ONE
This terrific and short-lived series returns, starring the bald and beautiful Daniel Benzali.
Friday, June 23
9:00 FX TOUGHMAN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Washed-up pro football players and wrestlers beat the holy hell out of each other for our amusement.
9:30 ABC MAKING THE BAND
Lou, the Jabba the Hutt of the O-Town boys, announces who will make the final cut.
Saturday, June 24
7:00 TOON WALLACE & GROMIT MARATHON
Films from Nick Park’s brilliant Claymation series, including A Close Shave, A Grand Day Out, and The Wrong Trousers.
7:00 USA ROAD HOUSE–Movie
(1989) America’s finest actor, Patrick Swayze, opens up a can of whoop-ass on organized crime in what is perhaps the greatest cinematic marvel of the last century.
Sunday, June 25
8:00 TNT LEAVING LAS VEGAS–Movie
(1995) Nicolas Cage stars as a man trying to drink himself to death, in a story which I can only assume is based on my life.
9:30 MTV REAL WORLD –NEW ORLEANS
Melissa sells her soul to Satan and strips in a topless club.
Monday, June 26
9:00 ABC PETER JENNINGS: SEARCH FOR JESUS
Crack reporter Jennings spends his vacation looking for Jesus, and all he gets is a lousy Shroud of Turin T-shirt.
9:00 MTV ROAD RULES
Those SICK! Road Rules kids get EXTREME! on the “Maximum Velocity Tour.” AWESOME!!!
Tuesday, June 27
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Willow hits the roof when Oz gets horny for a sexy werewolf.
10:00 MTV REAL WORLD–NEW ORLEANS
Melissa’s pact with Satan continues when she decides to date a frat boy.
Wed., June 28
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR
The hunter-gatherers of the group confront the dope-smoker-slackers when the food supply runs out.