Thursday, January 18
8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS
Lorelai plays matchmaker, thereby sending more innocent lives into the crapper.
8:00 TV LAND CHARLIE’S ANGELS
A goddam drug addict ships Kelly off to the Land of Nod by slipping her heroin!
Friday, January 19
8:00 UPN GARY & MIKE
At a Phish concert, Gary accidentally takes drugs and marries a stinking hippie.
8:30 WB POPSTARS
A hundred more teenage gals get their hearts smashed by the callous entertainment industry. Whoopee!
Saturday, January 20
7:00 AMC TOMMY–Movie
(1975) A physically challenged kid excels in the pinball arts in the Who’s classic rock opera.
8:30 NBC DEMOLITION MAN–Movie
(1993) It’s the year 2032, and Sly Stallone travels to the future just to kick Wesley Snipes’ ass!
Sunday, January 21
7:00 ABC WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY–Movie
(1971) Gene Wilder stars as the owner of a confection factory who systematically murders children with the help of Oompa Loompas.
Monday, January 22
8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC
Libidos get pumpin’ when the cheerleading team dreams up a sexy new routine! Rrrrroowwrr!
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
Chubby Checker emcees a twist contest in the bar, which is a fairly good indication that this show is going to blow.
Tuesday, January 23
8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
The Watchers visit with info about Glory, but are less than willing to help. Oooh! I hate those stoopid limeys!
10:00 ABC NYPD BLUE
Danny’s concerned about Diane, Fancy is concerned about Medavoy, Katie is concerned about Andy, and I’m concerned about being BORED TO DEATH!
Wednesday, January 24
9:00 NBC WEST WING
Bartlet exhibits signs of having something in common with Bush when he appoints a drunkard to an ambassador position.