Thursday, August 9
9:00 UNI POR UN BESO
Una chica abandona la pobreza e intenta encontrar el verdadero amor entre engaños y mentiras.
10:00 USA CANNONBALL RUN 2001
Don’t be fooled! This is just another crappy reality show, and NOT the most brilliant film Burt Reynolds ever made!
Friday, August 10
8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY
The life and times of the man who ranks #1 on my list of the greatest goddam actors of all time, Lee Marvin! (You were expecting Burt Reynolds?)
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Learn the real secret behind Tom Selleck’s booshy moostache in this documentary devoted to Magnum P.I.!
Saturday, August 11
8:00 INTL SUBWAY
(1985) Un voleur recherchè se rèfugie dans un mètro. Rèalisè par Luc Besson.
10:00 HIS SEX IN THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION
The History Channel devotes an hour to George Washington banging Betsy Ross.
Sunday, August 12
9:00 C-SPAN BRITISH HOUSE OF COMMONS
The British Parliament sits around “harummphing,” “wot ho’ing,” and occasionally adding in a little “huzzahing.”
9:30 HBO SIX FEET UNDER
The family goes to a funeral-home convention in Las Vegas. And let me tell YOU, those morticians know how to PAR-TAY!
Monday, August 13
8:00 TBS BASIC INSTINCT–Movie
(1992) Sharon Stone uses a secret hypno ray between her legs to evade capture by the law.
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
Robert Downey Jr. celebrates Ally’s birthday by shoving a gram of coke in her purse in a desperate attempt to escape from the police.
Tuesday, August 14
8:00 UNI AMIGAS Y RIVALES
Las adversidades y la diversión que enfrentan cuatro jóvenes modernas.
Wednesday, August 15
8:00 WB BEETLEJUICE–Movie
(1988) Director Tim Burton experiments with a movie that actually comes complete with a plot.