Thursday,
August 23
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
The true-life stories of the Lewis and Martin of the bong-huffing set, Cheech and Chong!
9:30 TBS ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK–Movie
(1981) Kurt Russell stars in the greatest convict-rescues-president-from-New- York-penal-colony movie EVER!
Friday, August 24
8:00 TVLAND FREE TO BE… YOU AND ME
Don’t miss this hee-larious touchy-feely classic kids’ special from 1972, hosted by Marlo Thomas and Michael Jackson! Ka-BOINGG!!
9:00 WB TEEN PEOPLE’S 25 HOTTEST STARS UNDER 25
TRL grampy Carson Daley puts the spotlight on everyone’s favorite celebrity jailbait.
Saturday,
August 25
8:00 ABC THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT–Movie
(1996) Geena Davis stars as an amnesiac assassin (who happens to be HOT) who teams up with Samuel L. Jackson (who happens to be NOT).
10:00 ANIMAL CHEEKY MONKEYS
Annoying monkeys in an African village throw poop at the locals. OH! You cheeky monkeys!
Sunday, August 26
8:00 COM RUSHMORE–Movie
(1998) A student gets hot for teacher in this terrific comedy, starring Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray!
9:00 HBO MADONNA LIVE!
Save your goddam money and catch the Drowned World Tour from Detroit on HBO.
Monday, August 27
8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
The ugly but true story behind daredevil, stuntman, and misogynist Evel Knievel.
9:00 PAX TOUCHED BY AN UNCLE
Uncle Manny comes for an extended visit, but the kids are suspicious. He sure does sweat a lot… and what’s that smell?
Tuesday, August 28
8:00 UPN THE SOURCE HIP-HOP MUSIC AWARDS
Expect a quiet ceremony this year; guns are so 1999.
Wednesday, August 29
9:30 ABC THE JOB
It’s a modern-day Cinderella story when the detectives are assigned to find the owner of a severed foot.