Thursday, January 31
8:00 CBS PRICE IS RIGHT 30TH ANNIVERSARY
Celebrating 30 years of large women without bras being invited to “Come on down!”
9:00 SCI FLASH GORDON–Movie
(1980) Sam J. Jones kicks the crap out of Max von Sydow with musical backup by Queen!
Friday, February 1
8:00 DSC BLUE PLANET: SEAS OF LIFE
Spectacular cinematography makes this documentary about ocean life a lot better than those other boring whale poops you’ve seen.
9:00 TLC WORLD’S BEST UNDERCOVER STINGS
Catch this special broadcast and never get tricked by the pigs again!
Saturday, February 2
8:00 ABC FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE–Movie
James Bond takes a break from saving the world to bone a Commie.
9:00 FX TOUGHMAN
In this special episode, fat former NFL players beat each other to a pulp to demonstrate how far the mighty have fallen.
Sunday, February 3
3:00 FOX SUPERBOWL XXXVI
Featuring a lot of cool new commercials–and apparently some football, too.
6:00 VH1 A STAR IS BORN–Movie
(1976) And for those people not interested in football–and you know who you are–here’s a Barbra Streisand movie!
Monday, February 4
8:00 DSC BURNING BODIES
A documentary about spontaneous human combustion (aka the only thing funnier than a priest sliding down a flight of stairs).
Tuesday, February 5
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy has double-trouble when Spike suddenly attacks her, and she’s accused of murder!
9:00 TNN THE WARRIORS–Movie
(1979) The most accurate portrayal of inner-city gang life since West Side Story.
Wednesday, February 6
9:00 NBC WEST WING
After suffering from a bout of insomnia, Prez Bartlet decides to see a shrink (not unlike Dr. Sydney from M*A*S*H!)