Thursday, June 13
8:00 WB JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT
Jamie travels to Florida to make an
ass out of some deserving kids on spring break.
10:00 VH1 R. KELLY SEX SCANDAL
How singer R. Kelly went from being an alleged cradle robber to an alleged cradle
robber that got caught.
Friday, June 14
9:00 ABC TAMPERING WITH NATURE
Host John Stossel explores the question of what on earth could be morally wrong
with cloning Pamela Anderson or Josh Hartnett.
9:00 ANI THE PET PSYCHIC
Look… my cat loves to piss in my basket of clean laundry. I don’t need a psychic,
I need Dr. Kevorkian!
Saturday, June 15
8:30 MTV DIARY: BOW WOW
A documentary which will hopefully explain why Lil Bow Wow thinks he can lose
the “Lil.” He’s 2″ 3′, for chrissakes!
9:00 A&E DAVID BOWIE: LIVE BY REQUEST
Bowie performs in New York and takes requests live on the phone!
Sunday, June 16
10:00 USA THE DEAD ZONE
A TV series inspired by the old Stephen King/Christopher Walken movie, and starring…
Michael Anthony Hall??
10:30 COM CRANK YANKERS
Puppets make prank phone calls. Don’t ask me why… they just do.
Monday, June 17
8:00 FOX AMERICAN PIE–Movie(1999)
Jason Biggs stars as a teen who confronts adulthood by sticking his pee-pee
in a pie.
Tuesday, June 18
9:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
The only show in the world where you can be told that your singing sucks by
Paula Abdul.
10:00 CMT GLEN CAMPBELL GOODTIME HOUR
The classic ’70s variety show featuring such guests as Cher, Don Ho, and “goochie
goochie girl” Charo!
Wednesday, June 19
9:00 TNT COCKTAIL–Movie(1988)
Tom Cruise is the hottest bartender in Manhattan and gives it all up to bone
a nice girl in Jamaica. Zzzzzzzzzz!