Thursday,
January 9
8:00
FOX COPS: TOP 15 MOMENTS OF ALL TIME
Five bucks says that at least 13 of the “moments” will include a drunk guy without his shirt on.
9:00
WB SURREAL LIFE
Debut! A new reality series where washed-up celebrities who become roommates! FeaturingWebster‘s Emmanuel Lewis, MC Hammer, Corey Feldman, and Motley Crue’s Vince Neil!
Friday, January 10
8:00
FOX FASTLANE
Van and Deaqon strip down to their juicy bits to investigate a surfer drug-ring! Duuuuude!
10:00
CBS QUEENS SUPREME
Debut! Sorry, not a new series about a queer drag club! This one is about Oliver Platt as a judge in Queens County, New York. Boooooooooo!
Saturday,
January 11
9:00
E! STAR DATES
Tootie (Facts of Life‘s Kim Fields) goes for some booty in this celebrity dating show.
10:00
COM SOUTH PARK
Some episodes need no explanation; like this one entitled, “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.”
Sunday,
January 12
9:00
ABC ALIAS
Ariana (Faye Dunaway) goes to extreme measures to investigate Jack. (I think somebody has a crush on somebody else!)
9:00
WB HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
A gang of high school pals reunite on Maui to resolve past issues. Issue #1: Beat up the nerd!
Monday,
January 13
8:00
COM REVENGE OF THE NERDS–Movie
(1984) A nerd getting revenge? I’m sorry… but… the concept is just so laughable!
Tuesday,
January 14
9:00
FOX 24
Nina proves herself to be more slippery than an eel coated in lube when Jack tries to capture her!
10:00
FX THE SHIELD
Mackey finds himself on a journey up poop creek when he comes under investigation from two different sources.
Wednesday,
January 15
9:00
NBC THE WEST WING
C.J. attends her 20th high school reunion and is tempted to do the wild thing with her old flame, Matthew Modine!
9:00
FOX MAN VS. BEAST
Humans and animals face off in a series of events including “Gore the Matador,” “Peck Out the Eyes of Your Enemy,” and “Hey, Everybody! I’ve Got a Gun!”