THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28 9:00 SCI-FI BRIDE OF CHUCKY–Movie (1998) Chucky finds a bride with similar interests– like hacking teenagers to shreds.
9:00 NBC THE APPRENTICE The teams compete to recruit new members into the NYPD, but soon discover bribing them with bags of pot may not be the best way.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29 8:30 WB A SCOOBY-DOO HALLOWEEN The Scooby gang investigates a town haunted by ghosts– with the help of KISS!
9:00 NBC THIRD WATCH Get a Life‘s Chris Elliott co-starsÉ as a serial killer?!?
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30 6:00 TNT CARRIE–Movie (1976) Brand new evening gown? Check. Corsage? Check. Bucket of pig’s blood? Check. Have a great prom, you guys!
8:00 WB I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER–Movie (1997) A gang of teens are pursued by the Gorton fishstick guy.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 31 2:00 am DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ENDS! Alert! Alert! Don’t miss your favorite TV shows! Fall back! Fall back!
9:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES It’s panty-crapping time when a mysterious thief begins breaking into homes on Wisteria Lane!
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 1 10:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PRESIDENTIAL BASH 25 years worth of political comedy sketches from the occasionally funny minds of SNL.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 2 9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS It’s a Florida-style election scandal, when Veronica discovers someone’s been screwing with the student council presidential ballots!
10:00 COM THE DAILY SHOW Jon and the gang deliver up-to-the-minute election results in “Election Night 2004: Prelude to a Recount.”
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3 9:00 FOX NANNY 911 Debut! A team of nannies steps in to rescue beleaguered parents from their mean, ass-nasty kids!
10:30 COM DRAWN TOGETHER A new animated series that’s a dirty-bird version of The Real World.