VALHALLA RISING They also enjoy playing Twister.
VALHALLA RISING They also enjoy playing Twister.
  • VALHALLA RISING They also enjoy playing Twister.

VALHALLA RISING The viking movie from Bronson director Nicolas Winding Refn. I didn’t like it as much as Bronson, but then, I don’t like many movies as much as I liked Bronson.

THE SWITCH “The Great Semen Switcheroo” is probably my favorite headline ever.

PIRANHA 3D “Jerry O’Connell’s Penis—in 3D!” is probably my second-favorite headline ever.

THE WILDEST DREAM It’s like watching PBS, except you get to pay for it.

More, as ever, in our Film Shorts and Movie Times.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

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