
Twitter–or, as I can’t help but think of it, “blogging for those who don’t even have the attention span for actual blogging, which, seriously, is just kind of ridiculous”–is at its most entertaining when fake Twitter pages pop up. (Remember Sarah Palin’s?) My new favorite fake Twitter: Michael Bay’s, which boasts updates like:
Fuck it, it’s time for some BEACH VOLLEYBALL!
and
Shia is crying less today.
This Michael Bay is also apparently in a bit of a Twitter feud with the earnest Slashfilm Twitter. Says Michael Bay,
@slashfilm No, I don’t know who “Fellini” is and quite frankly I don’t give a shit.

This is terrific.
Did somebody rub a balloon on his head?