How would YOU like to be one of the first to see Terminator Salvation? Well, thanks to the glories of the internet, you can watch this unreleased film, right here, for the very first time! I just watched it, and it was A-MA-ZING. And so many surprises! For example, I had no idea the entire movie was silent except for a Japanese soundtrack. I also didn’t know that the producers decided to forego CG for a guy walking around with a box on his head. Likewise, I was completely surprised by the use of an invisible baby. Other than that, though, it’s the same old shit. ENJOY!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Wow. It’s waaaaay better than the first one! I didn’t expect that at all!