What if Watchmen had been a 1980s Saturday morning cartoon? (Then maybe I wouldn’t be foaming at the mouth to see a B- Watchmen movie this weekend.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)