Here is a big fat screw you to that nasty bitch that stormed out of Nosferatu at the Hollywood the other night. So you hated the band that was performing. Big fucking deal. You got your money back after making a big stink. Maybe you didn’t get what this is all about. I’ve seen other shows in this series that totally rocked my balls off. If your big complaint was that you hated the band, then BOO-HOO. I’ve been to shows that sucked and knew that was the risk you take in seeing something new. Posting nasty comments on facebook about how the movie was ruined for you shows what a pathetic little princess, art school snatch you are. You made an ass out of yourself and want to brag about it. So here is some news, cupcake, other people enjoyed the show. You should shut your ugly mouth and understand, this is Portland, bitch! We thrive on the unusual. So if you and your art school education don’t dig it, shut the fuck up about it.

18 replies on “Nosferatu Isn’t your Boyfriend”

  1. I know the guys who produce this film series. They are hard working, cool guys who don’t deserve to be bashed personally because someone didn’t “get it”. I read the facebook comments this lady left after reading this, and have to wonder why she is making such a big deal. She’s more than entitled to her opinion, but why so bitter? She got her money back but keeps pushing.

  2. This is worth pointing out: “bitch,” “princess,” “snatch,” “cupcake.” It’s entirely legitimate to complain about someone creating a scene at a show, but I’m not sure it’s necessary to drag your scary mommy issues into the fray. Yikes.

  3. Agree with what Ovidius said. I’d be inclined to join in denouncing anyone who demands a refund because they just didn’t like a show. But this looks like a bunch of gross “shut up, snatch!” bellowing about some silly Facebook drama.
    Also, explaining what Portland is all about (“We thrive on the unusual” — you just, like, don’t get it!) is probably as bad as anything any art student has ever said.

  4. @geyser-Agreed. We thrive on the unusual? Whats this “we” shit? I always thought that art was about provoking some kind of reaction from the viewer, good or bad. I guess some artists hate it when their work is not met with accolades and ass-kissing.

  5. It’s called “I Anonymous”. Are people supposed to be civil here? I thought that was kind of the point that you didn’t have to be civil in this forum. Some people deserve to be called “bitch” princess” “snatch” and “cupcake”.

  6. Sure thing #7, but they also get to be called creepy for going down the particular road this anonie went down. I mean, if you’re going to write an indictment of someone who seemed to be disproportionately put out by something they just didn’t like, it might not do you any good to write something that sounds like you typed it while angrily masturbating.

  7. @10: I do avoid reading Yahoo comments. My post was an certainly an exaggeration, but you gotta admit, claiming that Portland thrives on the unusual is pretty freaking stupid.

  8. So, you’re complaining because someone didn’t like a show. The “nasty bitch” who threw a fit….
    Nevermind ~ i WISH Nosferatu was my boyfriend! Sexy lover who creeps in the shadows & gets orgasmic at the sight of my blood. And if anyone embodied the name RatFuck, it would be Nosferatu.

    Seeexxy!

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