Dear Musicians,
We have appreciated your effort and talent lo these many years, and can’t thank you enough for pouring your heart and soul into music for us to enjoy. However, we have reached the end of that long road, and you have simply been rendered obsolete. Please do not take offense; such is the way of things. The Musician, regrettably, must now go the way of the Milkman, the Switchboard Operator, and the Print Journalist. You see, thanks to Microsoft Songsmith, we simply no longer require musicians to provide our music.
Thanks to Dane for the link.
End Hits: We also no longer require Smithies, Coopers, Sextons, and Town Criers.
That’s it… Game over, man. Game over.
I don’t want to panic, but Switchboard Operator was my fallback career.
I’m suspicious of this song”smith”.
It sounds like an alias to me.
I’m going to do some digging around on the interworld and see what I can come up with.
Watch out song”smith”!
Your days of anonymity are numbered.
Wow! It’s just like the Hammond organ my folks had in the 70s! Except for the “happy” setting.
Perfect for my diarrhea jingle.
bwahahaha! Spectacular, but I’ve been creating music when people sing into me for years.
Thankfully it can’t shred like me yet 😉
This video is the end result of our culture. Sorry.
Well, I’m glad I can finally quit this songwriting gig and pursue my dream job as a glow-in-the-dark-towel salesperson.
fuck you
I love this. I want it. Finally, I can be a STAR!!!