Are you ashamed of your beatboxing skills? WELL, YOU SHOULD BE! They’re terrrrrrible! And now you’re too ashamed to ask for help, right? WELL, YOU SHOULD BE! However, don’t tell nobody, but here’s an absolutely adorable and EASY tutorial on beatboxing that will improve your craptastic no-skillz 200 percent in less than a minute. (Extra points if you learn the “Twinkle, Twinkle” dance.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
You should make the office staff learn the dance and perform it at the next meet-up.