Oh dear lord, it’s worse than I thought. That poor “F.” He was supposed to be at Bite of Oregon tonight, but instead he’s a substitute mirror for some coke-hungry terrorist.
When will this madness stop?
Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog.... More by Ezra Ace Caraeff