MTV just released the following emergency report: The Black Eyed Peas have officially announced they will never play their hit single “My Humps” again. Here’s what Will.i.am had to say about what will surely be regarded in the future as a turning point in the history of humankind.

“For a while, [we did] “My Humps” and then it got to the point where we didn’t want to play “My Humps” no more. You know, ’cause, ‘I met a girl down at the disco,’ I just didn’t want to say that no more, lyrically.”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

9 replies on “BREAKING: You Will Never Hear “My Humps” Again!”

  1. I’m a little out of the loop on Poop Culture, so this is the first time I’ve experienced this song. It’s also the first time I’ve tried to swallow my tongue intentionally. The former and the latter did not work out for me.

  2. I have to say that they’re just chumps. They really have to take their lumps, artistically they have the mumps, they never will surpass “My Humps.”

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