While Jimmy Kimmel’s hilarious segment “Mean Tweets” may have originally targeted terrible people who callously insult celebs, it seems to be slowly turning into “Twitter’s Sickest Burns.” Check out the latest edition featuring some of the music industry’s top performers (including Drake, New Edition, Mumford & Sons, Meghan Trainor, and more) and bring along some salve. Those burns need to be treated!


Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)