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In honor of Record Store Day, mayor Sam Adams will be manning the decks and playing the role of DJ for one night only (peep the flyer right here). The problem is, DJ Sam is a terrible DJ name. So the mayor is going to need a new moniker, and this is where you come in:

Help Sam Adams with his new DJ name*

Here are our suggestions:
DJ John Mayor
DJ BAM! Adams
DJ May Or May Not Have
DJ City Ballin’

Got a suggestion? Comment below and maybe—just maybe—the mayor will use your name when he gets behind the turntables and spins his favorite records.

*Attention RecallSamAdams trolls. I know you’re champing at the bit to comment with some Beau-related zingers here, but you can just stop right now. Unless it’s a great DJ name, we don’t want to hear it.

End Hits: If Commissioner Amanda Fritz ever decides to DJ, she better use: DJ A Man to Hug and Fritz

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

17 replies on “Give Sam Adams a DJ Name!”

  2. Smirk suggested “DJ Grey Suit” to him in our interview yesterday morning. “I’m going with DJ Sam,” he said, over her objections. I’m not sure we could call that a “public process,” but Adams certainly went with his own idea.

  14. I’d vote for DJ Funky Fresh (cause he is), or maybe DJ PDX Daddy. Too bad he doesn’t have kids or I’d suggest DJ DILF.

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