In other 50 Cent news, the other day he decided to see how much money he could fit in a Lamborghini. Inquiring minds want to know! The answer, apparently, is $2 million.
(I feel I should note that this was a tip from my dad, and the subject of the email read “Crazy Mother Fucker.” And you wonder where I get my dirty mouth from?)

You’re intent on turning me back into a Communist, aren’t you?
Unless one is living in a deflationary economy (such as Japan’s), keeping that much money in cash is literally the same as throwing money away. Maths prove me to be correct. Depending on the rate of return and compounding and dividends, etc the actual amount will vary.
I once had a neighbor who showed me how much change he could fit in his scrotum.
Thank you for the shout out.