No song in 2008 annoyed as many people as Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl.” Conservatives were indignant at the song’s shock value; gay rights activists derided it as a titillating and unenlightened piece of lesbian tourism; indie music snobs just could not escape it. It was like “Since U Been Gone” multiplied by the Britney-Madonna MTV Awards smooch, only more insidious because tween girls everywhere set it as their ringtones.

In actuality, “I Kissed a Girl” is a harmless, benign pop song; it’s really only shocking if you haven’t been paying any attention to pop culture. It comes after years of Ellen, The L Word, and late-night Girls Gone Wild commercials. It’s not even original: There was a hit of the same name by Jill Sobule back in 1995. Considering this, Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” is behind the curve, and despite all the ruffled right-wing feathers, the song has probably done more for sales of cherry-flavored ChapStick than the advancement of gay rights. It’s more Divinyls than Ani DiFranco.

Gay rights advocates shouldn’t be bothered by it either. Think about it: Where will Katy Perry be in 30 years? To be sure, she will still be singing “I Kissed a Girl” on a blue-plate circuit somewhere. But to whom? That’s right: hordes of gay, gay men. Perry’s brassy, sassy personality has less in common with the pop sirens of yesteryear and more with drag queens’ interpretation of them.

So who, then, remains offended? Ah, yes: the holier-than-thou indie snob, whose musical taste is more important than all the family values and equal rights in the world. To these cross-armed elite, Katy Perry is the antithesis of all that is good and just—she’s a major label pop tart with no indie credibility, a poor American imitation of the wretched Lily Allen. But keep in mind that both “I Kissed a Girl” and “Hot N Cold” have some seriously inescapable melodies. Just give the snobs enough time: Soon enough, they’ll be drunkenly screeching Katy Perry at a karaoke night near you.

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Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things.

7 replies on “Kiss, Tell, Rinse, Repeat”

  1. I wish that Katy Perry would go away.

    I’m an actual lesbian named Kate Perry, and I get teased by the door person at every gay bar in town when I show them my id.

    It’s weird that the gay community has embraced her. The lyrics of “I Kissed a Girl” and “UR So Gay” are actually pretty homophobic. I can’t believe that she’s headlining Dinah Shore this year.

  2. This write-up certainly manages to cram a remarkable amount of bullcrap into 341 words. First of all, Lily Allen is not over-produced unlistenable Walmart tripe, which is why she towers over this fake little flea. Cutting past all the made-up scoffing at people with actual ears and some ability to tell when they’re being played, the bookend howler is that anybody will be singing “I Kissed a Girl” in the future. Turd review or a turd act.

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