As many of you already know, my singing skills are the bomb-diggy-diggy. In fact, while my talent goes largely unnoticed in the states (criminally so, one might say), in Slavic countries, I’m kind of the shit. I’m often invited to appear on any number of Eastern Bloc TV shows, where I’m always met with love and acclaim. HOWEVER! Even I’m not perfect! Here’s a video of me performing on the popular show Эдуард Хиль, in which—hilariously—I FORGET EVERY SINGLE WORD TO THE SONG! So I decide to fake the entire thing, and unsurprisingly? I still end up sounding amazing! I am so great. (And besides, those Rooskies are too fucking stupid to know the difference.) ENJOY.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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