Here I come, with a bucket of nerd chum! WHO’S HUNGRY? On the menu today, a mash-up of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and the hot Ludacris banger “How Low” remixed by Mike Relm. This freaking WORKS. [Warning: Hey old people! Take your seizure medication first!]

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)