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I’m not sure about you, but after a long, hot shower (where I go from Ol’ Dirty Bastard to Ol’ Clean Bastard) I need a bath mat that ain’t nothing to fuck with and won’t have me tracking water all over my personal Shaolin Land. That is why I need this Wu-Tang Bath Mat, which is exactly like something you’d buy from Bed Bath & Beyond, yet somehow infinitely cooler.

End Hits: Masta Latha.

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

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