All aboard!
That’s right, it’s the R. Kelly cruise. From the McRib-lovin’ mind that brought you “Bump n’ Grind,” Trapped in the Closet, and urinating on underage girls, Carnival is proud to present the Love Letter Cruise, embarking next October for a five day excursion through the Bahamas. If we needed any furthur proof that Kelly is the voice of our generation, this is it.
It isn’t cheap (tickets start at $1500), but the cruise features a wealth of entertainment, including a fashion show and modeling contest, mock game show, waterslide fun, and even a wellness seminar! Sounds like a great time to be had by all—let’s just hope they chlorinate the fuck out of that pool (because of, you know… the pee).
End Hits: Ridin’ that Soula Coaster.
Just don’t bring your 14 year old daughters with you.
Blogtown ticket giveaway?
He was found not guilty of the child porn and urination charges in 2008. Just sayin..