So I’m thinking of starting a band that only performs songs based on the dangers of pedophilia. WANNA JOIN? Awesome, dude. Leave your suggestion for our band name in the comments below, and check out what will surely be our first hit single! We’ll all wear sunglasses and mustaches, and our first rehearsal is this weekend, in that old abandoned shed behind Mr. McGreeley’s house. SEE YOU THERE!

Sunglasses tips to Everything is Terrible!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=euOH2RRTT0w%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “The Catchiest Pedophile Song… Perhaps Ever?”

  2. How come the strangers were all older men? I don’t have a problem with the men part, that is probably right, but my understanding is that a lot of pedophiles are actually quite young. (Given that men hit their sexual peak at 18, that shouldn’t be that surprising…)

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